Only One Man , by the name of, Justin Ralph, is the most delicious Man of all. This man is the definition of Yum. This man would lap your breath away in just one kiss, and you'll fall in love with him at speeds beyond that of light and sound.
This Man is the King of Men. Whilst at this mans side, you'll forever be saying, "Oh, my God"...because that's what he is, a God. A true romantic. Has an amazing mind and can fill up an entire room with A4 lined paper, scribbled with poetry, love letters and imaginative sketches. His mysterious eyes disguise all which is tongue and lips do not speak. Sex with him is the hottest, sexiest love dance which will leave you wanting more. Thinking about him makes you want him. Makes me want him to "come in my pants" ...
This Man is the King of Men. Whilst at this mans side, you'll forever be saying, "Oh, my God"...because that's what he is, a God. A true romantic. Has an amazing mind and can fill up an entire room with A4 lined paper, scribbled with poetry, love letters and imaginative sketches. His mysterious eyes disguise all which is tongue and lips do not speak. Sex with him is the hottest, sexiest love dance which will leave you wanting more. Thinking about him makes you want him. Makes me want him to "come in my pants" ...
The only lap you'll ever want to sit on would only belong to Justin Ralph L, there is only one of him. He's the yum one. Number One.
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by Ginger Goose Girl September 9, 2012
Get the Ralph Kwasi mug.Similar to a Wet Willy, a Raunchy Ralph is where instead of sticking your finger in your mouth and shoving it into someone's ear, you stick your finger either up your bumhole, or in your vaginal area, and wiggle it around until you get some substance, and stick it in their ear.
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Get the Raunchy Ralph mug.An eccentric character from the television show Parks and Recreation. Known to be slightly crazy, and head in the clouds. Uses songs to accentuate words often. Many, many, great quotes (totally should look them up).
Sally: Ugh, I hate how today is going.
Roger: Well, as Jean Ralphio once said, 'When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelery and you go clubbin'.
Sally: That didn't help at all, but thank you.
Roger: Well, as Jean Ralphio once said, 'When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelery and you go clubbin'.
Sally: That didn't help at all, but thank you.
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Get the jean ralphio mug.A Ralph Johnson is when a girl pukes while giving you head. This name was inspired by a disturbing .gif file which depicts a black woman ralphing on some guy's johnson. Hence, Ralph Johnson.
by Cuntflap McTittlewitty May 27, 2009
Get the Ralph Johnson mug.When a man, while performing vaginal or anal intercourse with a woman in the doggy-style position, ejaculates while yelling "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!!!" whilst simultaneously performing a final power thrust and double hammer fist on the woman's buttocks.
Man 1: Nicole was acting straight salty last night
Man 2: That's why I gave a bitch a Wreck-It Ralph to shut her up tho!
Man 2: That's why I gave a bitch a Wreck-It Ralph to shut her up tho!
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