craigslist roommate

A roommate found on craigslist because of:

1. your girlfriend or boyfriend kicking you out
2. fuckin rent is too damn high
3. oh shit, my friends bailed on me
4. fuck, i hate living with my friends
5. my roommates are fuckin stupid
6. living with strangers is awesome

A craigslist roommate varies from crazy, weird, wtf, or friendly.

Friend A: Dude nice place. Who do you live with?

Friend B: With a craigslist roommate.

Friend A: How is it?

Friend B: Eh shoulder shrug.

by bluebananas August 22, 2011

Roommate's Day

june 13

The day to celebrate roommates everywhere.

Harry Potter gave J.K a nail clipper for Roommate's Day

by Spikeaxe June 12, 2008

roommate incest

engaging in "bedroom" activities with ones room/housemates.

my roommate invited me to hook up with her and her fuck-buddy! like a threesome!... i do NOT participate in roommate incest thankyouverymuch!!

by veronica corningstone April 14, 2006

Phantom Roommate

Having a roommate or person that lives with you that you rarely see or hear from. Most common in colleges with students that live near campus but are required to live in dorms.

"Why is this half of your room empty?"

"Oh, I have a phantom roommate. that supposed to be his half"

by hitting the wall March 14, 2010

Dirty Roommate

When a man is performing anal on a woman, and pulls his penis out and wipes it on his roommate's pillow.

"Yeah - my roomie drank the last beer the other night so when I nailed a chick on his bed and gave him the dirty roommate."

by Vanoc March 12, 2010

honorary roommate

A person that does not live in an apartment, house, dorm room, or any other housing facility but spends a large amount of time and energy in the house and has been deemed a honorary roommate

Kyle doesn't live here. He is just an honorary roommate.

by Brass man May 7, 2016

roommate sex

When you've had sex with one person in a household and then on another occasion, have sex with another person of the same household, possibly with or without the knowledge of the two parties. Not to be confused with an actual threesome.

Example 1: "So then I walked into his apartment and realized, 'Shoot, I've been here before. I was here last when I was hooking up with his roommate.'" Example 2: "So the two of them actually know each other." "Damn, roommate sex."

by keneticmotion December 5, 2013