roflpwnt

To laugh at someone because they just got owned.

Guy1: why dont women wear watches?
...
because there's a clock in the kitchen!!1!1!1oneone!1!!!1!

Guy2: roflpwnt

by uzi9mil July 21, 2006

roflwaffles

Something you eat while on a lolrcopter

I was pwning n00bs while eating roflwaffles on my lolrcopter

by Kaowtiey Smith December 9, 2007

roflphobia

Fear of rofl, people rofling, or the word rofl

person 1 : rofl look at that total noob
person 2: omgbbqwtf did you just say, oh noes !11!!!!!1
person 1 : do you have roflphobia or something

person 2 has roflphobia

by Ian Michael April 30, 2006

roflpotamus

A more refined version of roflcopter, 'roflpotamus' is the cure for the bored internet linguist.

Imagine the semi-aquatic hippopotamus, chowing down on a meal of grass or aquatic plants, break into a spell of delerious laughter.

"Look mate, I know you think you're a right funny bloke, but you are no roflpotamus!"

by zombiecandy December 9, 2008

roflpwnd

Pwning really hard, IRL or in a video game. Roflpwnd is pwnd better than Pwnd, but less than OMGWTFPWND.

j00 jus g0t roflpwnd sir. Have a nice day.

by Nadezzz October 25, 2007

roflwut

when you laugh at something so hard yet you dont understand it at the same time.

friend 1: my girlfriend just sucked 37 dicks!

friend 2: roflwut!?

by Black Hole Dragon January 27, 2011

roflpwn

roflpwn is the act of taking someone's ego and progressing to place it into a blender with a small amount of lolitwist and running it through frappé.

1) That customer needed help configuring his spam assassin installation to filter our Russian porn. ROFLPWN! *unsupported*

by netster403 December 7, 2006