roflphobia

Fear of rofl, people rofling, or the word rofl

person 1 : rofl look at that total noob
person 2: omgbbqwtf did you just say, oh noes !11!!!!!1
person 1 : do you have roflphobia or something

person 2 has roflphobia

by Ian Michael April 30, 2006

Romophobia

The fear of the quarterback of your favorite team being on the field with the game on the line. Named after Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, the fear developed amongst Dallas fans when Romo choked in the biggest games of each season (most notably December and playoff games). Fans of other teams developed this fear, when their QB played like Romo.

Once their romophobia kicks in, many NFL fans can't bring themselves to even watch the 4th quarter of the game.

by tibbidoe December 3, 2013

Robophobia

A strong hatred or fear of robots and robotics.

Patient: Doctor, I have robophobia.
Doctor: beep boop
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by jss-urban April 11, 2021

Rafaphobia

A condition that one suffers from once they realise that they despise more than one man from the world of sport with the christian name Rafael. The way that the object of the hatred spells his name is not important, however the word is always spelt 'rafaphobia'. The three most common triggers of rafaphobia are:

1. Rafael Nadal
2. Rafael Benitez
3. Raphael Ibanez

Person 1: "You know what mate? I fucking hate Nadal"
Person 2: "How do you feel about Rafael Benitez?"
Person 1: "I'm not a fan"
Person 2: "I think you might suffer from rafaphobia"

by Jaxmoseph August 1, 2008

Robphobia

A plot device in which Nick Lang kills off characters played by Robert Manion in order to move the plot forward.

Remember when Abdul, Ethan, Hidgens, Soldier #3, Hot Chocolate Boy, and Shopper 4 all died? Robert deserves better than all this robphobia.

by Starkids-not-Staradults June 22, 2020

‘Ronaphobia

Paralyzing fear of catching Coronavirus that leads to irrational behaviors such as wiping down groceries from delivery and never leaving the house.

My neighbors have ‘Ronaphobia. They are convinced if they go out in public they will get Coronavirus.

by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020

romophobia

Fear of dropping a snap or screwing up a critical/fundamental play in the game of American Football.

Romophobia overcame both Tony Romo, and the Bengals placer during a crutial and fundamental feild goal/extra point attempt to end their season.

by Jonknee P January 15, 2007