ROFLHBWSRDMN

Rolling On Floor Laughing Hardly Breathing With Snot Running Down My Nose

Jack: I was heading to the cafeteria on the 1st floor when i slipped on a bag marbles and fell down the stairs. LMAO

Phil: OMG ROFLHBWSRDMN

by superdevins October 14, 2010

rofflecake

What you get when you mix rolling on the floor laughing and eating pancakes.

Guy 1: Yeah for breakfast I had rofflecakes.

Guy 2: Sweet

by Fnovd April 25, 2006

roffle mayo

A special kind of mayonnaise designed just for roffles. You can decide for yourself whether it is actually mayonnaise or something more... sinister.

Person one: ROFFLE MAYO! Gimme some of that ;)

by in_the_depths July 19, 2007

roffles

what scooby doo has for breakfast

"Raggy ri rant rome roffles"

by Alicia Summer July 26, 2005

roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.

Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.

by Helman May 3, 2005

roffleution

Parody name for Nintendo's upcoming console "Revolution"
This is used mostly in the www.systemwars.com forums by user Shailmankad

If you wanna make fun of Nintendo Fanboys just say
Roffleution will flop, TSHBO!

by Ch3wi3 May 17, 2006

rofflesburger

1. Phrase used when someone does something hilariously dumb, like wreck their hayabusa into a car wthout wearing a helmet.

2. A funny hamburger

1. ROFFLESBURGER! what a dope

2. I got nothing...

by deliciousK June 21, 2006