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Reelationship

No, I'm stuck in a reelationship with him.
by PeasantTable February 3, 2023
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relations

noun: sexual intercourse.

Can be used as not to sound as tacky or forward as other words.
Shall we have relations?
by NDR December 16, 2005
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The Regulations of a Thief

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.
17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy
by Xero _ Manifest October 29, 2010
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Ravelationship

A friendship developed over the fiber related social networking site Ravelry. Such a relationship often involves discussions of the pros and cons of different types of yarn, needles, and the construction of sweaters.
I don't know her in real life, but we talk every day--we have a Ravelationship.
by Isabel W. February 28, 2010
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realationship

the state of being in a RELATIONSHIP that one would consider REAL.
Jerry: Yo aren't you guys friends with benefits?
Nick: No way bro, we're in a realationship.
Jerry: Wow Nick, thats a full on commitment.
by theoneandonly21 October 26, 2010
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Rebelation

When you have a powerful understanding thought for the first time that you are a rebel. In this action you are in acceptance that you are a rebel.
Man 1: When will you have a rebelation that you are a in facttrebel?

Rebel: I'm to rebellious to care
by lukemandese March 10, 2008
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Relationdick

Noun; when a female will only "clean pipe" (suck dick) and let you smash out with the impression of a long term committed relationship.
All i want is for this broad to dome me up, but she wants the relationdick. FUCK THAT!
by wcpoet76 May 14, 2009
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