blanket response

A response given that does not directly address the question, rather gives a bland statement in order to appease the question giver(s). Usually involves offering a solution that does not leave said party responsible. -To beat around the bush.

After the Mayor received heavy criticism for poor spending, he offered a blanket response to the press to buy himself some time.

by b_TRAIN January 26, 2012

Duff nutz response

A really mean but sometimes necessary responce

Reaper: I don't copy anyone.

Rave: BROSKI YES YOU DO.

Reaper: dude no I don't.

Duff nutz: HORSE SHIT.

Rave: haha Duff nutz response.

After some time of thinking we found out that he does have tendencys to copy peaple

by Legit swagger August 16, 2011

Second Responder

Also known as a firefighter, because they only arrive on the scene after it has been deemed safe by a Police Officer.

The second responders will be staging for the stubbed toe until the first responder Police Officer arrives and makes sure the scene is safe.

by Theodor Ofmari Juana February 14, 2019

Vasobagel Response

A vasobagel response, episode, or attack is when a person passes out after consuming too many bagels

My friend brought over 2 dozen bagels this morning and I tried to limit myself to 1 or 2, but next thing I know I am on the couch and my friend is shaking me awake from a vasobagel response

by otter2388 September 18, 2012

Responsequences

the consequences of something you said; how someone justifiably responds to something you say

Floyd: Kathy called me an asshole yesterday.
Jim: Really? Why?
Floyd: I told her she was being a straight up ho.
Jim: Well I guess those are the responsequences of calling someone a straight up ho.

by clbf September 5, 2016

Autonomic sensory meridian response

Known as ASMR, you know that Weird Shit that make you feel worse than a 40 year old hairy man about to pull down his pants and open his fly behind you.

Boy 1: what’s your favorite content?
Boy 2: ASMR AKA Autonomic sensory meridian response
Boy 1: bro you are fucking weird

by hatred makesmefeelbetter July 22, 2022

They harden in response to physical trauma

Referring to masochist or nanomachines

Raiden: Why won't you die!
Senator Armstrong: Nanomachines son, They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me Jack

by Dresden06 February 2, 2023