Reginald

Someone who understands people. He can relate to almost anyone. He’s not obsessed with being anything to anyone (and maybe that’s because everyone loves him anyways). He’s someone you’ll always want to tell all the things that really concern you, but you enjoy his company so much that you rather not disrupt your time with personal problems. He knows exactly what to say. He makes you feel a personal connection that you begin to expect in everyone else, but you quickly realize that there’s no one like him. He cares about how people interact with one another, but not so much that he interferes. Sometimes this confuses you. While he may want to keep you from suffering, he’s still a fucking pimp—a professional imp. He has a heart, but sometimes his desire to cause mischief defeats it.

Girl 1: I’ve been talking to someone else.

Girl 2: How exciting?

Girl 1: I honestly can’t stop thinking about Reginald. Everything I loved about him just runs through my mind like I’m wishing this “someone else” could just be him.

Girl 2: Oh, that’s a problem. Girl, get some help.

by minutemade002 December 26, 2023

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Reginald

Someone who will make you feel like he understands you and then play you like you’re only interested in his sexual appeal.

Reginald tried to touch me after years of platonic friendship.

by minutemade002 December 26, 2023

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Reginald

An asshole deeply inlove with a girl and depends on them.

Reginald is a glazer.

by crackheadafterhrss. November 22, 2023

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Icy Reginald

The process of freezing your cock into a jagged icicle and absolutely hate fucking some whore till she cries and looks like frosty the snowman got the heater too hot.

My girlfriend loves the icy Reginald until the jagged girth rips her apart

by Blumpkinking44 December 2, 2022

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