Ralphie McCormick is a person who loves to never leave the house and will always lose you money on investments
by Jameson P April 23, 2023
Get the Ralphie Mccormick mug.Not to be confused with Fudds or Larpers, Ralphies are perhaps the most common variety of firearms enthusiast and collector. Hallucinates various hypothetical and/or fantasy scenarios to justify buying another variation of the exact same gun. Unaware of the standard marketing techniques employed to exploit their fixation. Typically is a one issue voter and remains willfully ignorant of psychological and geo-political realities; yet, thinks everyone should own an assault rifle. Treats firearms as if they are toys rather than lethal military equipment. Considers himself a subject matter expert; however, loosely understands firearm safety rules, possesses only a superficial understanding of mechanical design principles, and is oblivious of standard doctrinal tactics. Suffers from low-T, low-G, and self-induced immaturity. Possible could be mildly retarded.
Jeez, that goof just spent $2k on that AR. Isn't that like his sixth? Yeah, he's got one for home-defense, a truck gun, a bag gun, a competition build, one for hunting, and now one for dedicated for zombies. What a Ralphie! He'll probably just shoot his eye out.
by McNastyAssWipe September 28, 2023
Get the Ralphie mug.Ralph is quite a silly billy. His best friend is Dickon (Dickin). He lives most of his life on the floor of tp. Ralph thinks he is smart, but he is quite silly sometimes. He has a lot of embarrassing photos. and snores the walls of our house down. He likes meat pies too much. and wants to bring back g-strings. Ralph is a gay cunt.
Joe: is that Ralph wearing a g-string
Toby: I know he said he's trying a new look
Dale: Hes so gay
Freya: I love it, so iconic
Lilah: I don't like it, Ralphie Poo needs mental help
House: he eats too many meat pies
Toby: I know he said he's trying a new look
Dale: Hes so gay
Freya: I love it, so iconic
Lilah: I don't like it, Ralphie Poo needs mental help
House: he eats too many meat pies
by Ralph's Don Don Jonnie December 8, 2024
Get the Ralphie poo mug.(early 2010s-present, adj.) Used to describe somebody who, usually in a hyper state of mind induced by external excitement or a sugar high, starts doing too much and acting like a "kool kid" reminiscent of the trope of the precocious middle school-aged boy in mid-2000s Disney Channel movies.
Dude, when our badass cousin Jake came over yesterday, Dylan started acting totally ralpheo. When Jake was looking, he tried to do a kickflip on his skateboard while eating Cheetos and watching Nickelodeon at the same time - I guess to impress him or something.
If you find yourself vibing a little too hard with Zack from The Suite Life, you're probably ralpheo.
If you find yourself vibing a little too hard with Zack from The Suite Life, you're probably ralpheo.
by Ariadosaclytis June 2, 2024
Get the ralpheo mug.A highly detailed occurrence that is expressed with the utmost passion but contains nothing but utter bullshit and somehow fools small minded people even when the bullshit is obvious.
"Man I heard we were going to get an extra $1,000 dollars this paycheck cause our bosses know they fucked us."
"Bitch, you tripping, that aint nothing but a ralphie."
"Bitch, you tripping, that aint nothing but a ralphie."
by IKE_IKE April 13, 2021
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