qweenis

A somewhat small penis which is characterised by it's extravagant 90 degree bend to the left, located at the halfway point, and tapered end. The qweenis has the ability to reach around corners, yet due to it's size it is often described as useless. However, it's probably still big, for an ant.

"Hey Bryn, could you use your qweenis to grab something in this little crack?

"Sure Will. I'm a big dildo -loving gay man"

by HairyMunkey May 16, 2016

Qweeeb

Qweeeb refers to the last bit of magically dust expelled from a unicorn's anus upon its death.

1. The highly sought after qweeeb is an ingredient in many top class spells.

by Darkhigh July 8, 2017

qwee-quacks

qwee-quacks is what happens when a penis offsets the air inside a vagina during sex resulting in a half queef half duck quack sound expelled by the vagina.

Mary was so tight that when i entered her she had qwee-quacks.

by Lebrazic.psairo August 16, 2017

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you were so bored that you typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with random stuff on them

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by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer December 9, 2021

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Behold: The maximum boredom you can get on an iPhone in the english language. Not only did you type every variation of every letter, but every variation of every character in the entire english keyboard. Now the universe will implode and it's all your fault.

You: I'm gonna type qweèéêëëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõpaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklłzžźżxcçćčvbnñńm1234567890°-–—•/\:;()$₽¥€¢£₩&§@"”“„»«.…,?¿!¡'’‘`{}#%‰^*+=≠≈_\|~<>€£¥•.…,?¿!¡'’‘` instead of doing homework

Everyone: WAIT! THE UNIVERSE IS GONNA COLLAPSE!!1

by Adrik Ashburn April 26, 2023

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When your SO BORED that you go on a mobile device and type EVERY character that’s possible

Billy: I’m bored
Tom: have you Tried typing qweèéêëēėęrtÿyūúùüûuìįīíïîiõōøœóòöôopAaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjkłlzžźżxcçćčvbńñnmQWEÈÉÊËĒĖĘRTŸYŪÚÙÜÛUÌĮĪÍÏÎIÕŌØŒÓÒÖÔOPAÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀSŚŠDFGHJKŁLZŽŹŻXCÇĆČBŃÑNM 123456789°0-–—•/\:;()₽¥€$¢£₩&§@«»„“”".…,?¿!¡`‘’'{}#%‰^*+≈≠=_\|~<>€£¥•.…,?¿!¡`‘’'?
Billy: Oh my god you’re a genius!

by The guy whose in your walls August 17, 2023

Queeng/Kweeng/Qweeng

A king and queen combined. There are variations of the spelling, but they all mean the same thing. Someone who has characteristics and traits of those that resemble a king and a queen.

Queeng/Kweeng/Qweeng:

I am such a diva and have so much power and impatience. I am such a queeng.

She is gender fluid. I think she prefers to be called a Kweeng.

He’s a Qweeng. The best of both royal worlds.

by LingDanc803 December 23, 2018