quid pro quo

Latin-"This for that"

"I want something, you want something. You give me what I want, I'll give you what you want. Quid pro quo."

by Kalyn December 22, 2003

Quid Bro Quo

An equal exchange of goods whether legal or illegal between two bros, a tit for a tat with a loose interpretation for the tit and tat.

Yoooo Jake, I need to make a quid bro quo with you, you come out with me and my girl and her mildly offensive looking friend, and I will roll up a fatty L tonight.

by compteezy April 29, 2010

quid pro blo

When one person performs oral sex, so that their partner returns the favor.

I was really hoping to get a hummer last night, so I offered quid pro blo to my girlfriend.

by jumpinjackflash222 April 1, 2009

quid pro quo

1. A Latin expression that means an equal exchange. Similar to give and take.

2. An expression which, if used by an insane cannibal psychiatrist you happen to be talking to, is an excellent sign that you're in a LOT of trouble.

1. I gave her 20 bucks, she gave me... well, quid pro quo, y'know?

2. Lecter: Quid pro quo, Clarisse.
Clarisse (if she'd had ANY sense): Yo, I'm gettin' the hell outta HERE.

by asdf.what January 28, 2004

quid pro blow

Buying something nice for your girlfriend/wife/mistress with the specific intent of obtaining blowjobs.

Dave: So i heard you bought Stephanie diamond earrings? WTF bro?
Brian: Yeah, she hadn't slobbed my knob in about 6 months until last night. My quid pro blow strategy worked to perfection.

by Grundlefunk January 15, 2008

quid bro quo

To look out for one's dudes in reciprocity.

"Hey bro, have a beer!"
"Thanks, dude! You can have sex with my comatose sister later."
"Tight, dude."
"Yeah. Quid bro quo, my man."

by fingersbutts March 23, 2008

Quid Pro Ho

A needy bitch who wants something, e.g. a favor, a letter of recommendation, etc. in return for services rendered.

That Quid Pro Ho wanted a letter of recommendation after I gave her the ole' blumpkin.

by Max.Power November 10, 2007