queefing

Queefing can be used in substitute for trippin, lunchin, or straight acting a fool. It can also be used to describe any object in a negative manner.

I don't know whats wrong with them, but Andrea, Laura, and Christine be queefing hard.

But off the no bull, those Shaq Shoes are queefing.

by Show me what you got October 25, 2006

queefing

When a dude who's a real pussy whines about not being included in shit. It's the sound of lips flapping around due to complaints and tears.

Friend #1: I'm never invited to depot events queef, queef, queef.

Friend #2: Quit queefing you camel bitch.

by Cricket Choadster January 30, 2009

Quit queefing on my dick!

"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.

Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!

by UCRKID January 5, 2010

queeffanator

a group of bestfriends that live life to the fullest! drink like horses!!! and will always be bro's... because bro's befoe hoes!!! the queefanators are popular, get a shit load of ass. but if a member wanted to date.. there is a strict policy that you have to get head in the next month, or sthe hoes history.
nuff said.

guy- i want to be a sick ass queeffanator!
queeffanator number. sorry little boy, males only!
awesome alcoholics party animals pull any bint

by queeffanator number 2. July 13, 2010

queefinator

Slang term meaning stupid or retarded.

Andrew is such a queefinator.

by Andrew696969 August 14, 2008

queeftasticle

(slang) Synonyms: fantastic, awesome dude, kick ass, wow, cool, omg, omfg, omffg, oh my- you get the idea. It is the preferred expression used by the youth of today. Used like "queeftasticle dude!" or "Rytas, that transgender vagina of yours is looking queeftasticle!", or simply as "queeftasticle". It appears as though parents are catching on as reports arrive of one mother in the grand canyon saying "say 'queeftasticle' right before taking a picture". It appears as though parents continue to be total idiots, this reporter thinks, as they even mistake queeftasticle as meaning "cheese". THey should read this definition and get their stories straight, or maybe their kids should way "you fu**ing idiot mom, you got queef nuggets for brains or something? go to urbandicitonary.com and learn the true meaning of queef, yea that lump that comes out of your vagina when your excited, yeah maybe that's why dad left you, ya lump of queef, stupid ass, just read the ******* *** defintion you *** idiot mom, go screw yourself".

"Queeftasticle!" the class recited as they watched their teacher shoot herself.

by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter

When a woman uncontrollably queefs, often on friends. And when everytime a fart is released from this same woman, it smells like baby shits. Thus giving oneself this nickname.

Friend 1:(queefs on friend)

Friend 2: Wtf? Did you just queef?

Friend 1:(lets out a silent fart, but does not say anything)

Friend 2:What smells like baby shit?

Friend 2: Dude, your a mother queefin' baby shitter!

by Im Dani & i like 2showmyboobs June 22, 2010