Pokey-bum-wank

One who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.

Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.

by MisterLee October 7, 2003

pokey jabby

What we use to mix a bowl of partially smoked ganja. Usually a screwdriver of some sort or a pair of tweezers.

The bowl ain't done... let me pull out my pokey jabby.

by matt February 20, 2005

Pokey

A word used to describe a girl you're very fond of. This word means, in essence, that she's beautiful, funny, smart, and means a great deal to you. A pokey is your ride or die, your go to girl, and your one and only.

Guy 1: She's kinda hot man
Guy 2: Nah man, she's more than that. She's my pokey.

by tokenation December 18, 2014

pikey cunt

a gypsy like person who is a fucking cunt!

you are a fucking pikey cunt

by watkinson January 24, 2009

pikey basher

someone thats goes out with intent of hurting pikeys. usually in a pack. usually armed with chain that goes to wallet or other hard item(s)

hey jack, wanna go out pikey bashing tonight

by jack January 28, 2005

Neo-Pokey

Stemming from Hokey Pokey. Means 'New-Pokey'. The modern way to 'hokey pokey' which includes grinding, slam dancing, and well known rap dances such as 'Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It' and 'Soulja Boy'

Example One:
Random Boy: "Woah. They're playing 'Candy Shop' on the intercom!
Random Chick: "Quick! Grab your friends and let's go neo-pokey!"

Example two:
Random Boy: "Yeah, we were neo-pokeying in the mosh pit at the Blood Brothers concert."

by Data Murderface October 30, 2007

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020