Putter

A nickname you give chubby red haired kids when you're too drunk to think of anything better.

"Whoa Putter! Stop swinging at me like that!"

by Jenksy Cat February 5, 2005

putters

What you call a kitty-cat if you dont know what its name is.

did you see the putters run across the road!

by Jjake April 19, 2008

rusty putter

An act performed by two men that involves using one's dick to slap another guy's balls around after anal sex.

Joe: Hey, Bob, do you want to rusty putter tongiht?
Bob: No way, Joe, that's sick!

by FuzzyD June 16, 2009

putter

(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"

"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door"

-Adam

"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"

-Eve

by Yelle-na April 26, 2009

putrescine

the chemical compound found in decomposing organisms responsible for the gag-inducing smell. Also linked to the odor of bad breath, and some vaginal infections. Makes for a great and unusual insult.

1) "The air is heaving with the scent of putrescine, suggesting we either have stumbled onto a dead body, or a nearby woman is having some feminine issues."

2) "You smell like putrescine!"

by jaimetortues April 18, 2009

Putternani

Slutty women who put out for famous professional golfers.

1. The media is investigating all the "putternani" Tiger Woods has had this season.

2. Tiger Woods got a lot of putternani.

by Derek Villanueva December 8, 2009

putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.

Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!

by Onion1246 March 19, 2011