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pure pwnage

A seemingly random collection of 15-30 minute videos detailing the finer points of the gamers life (i.e. believing that you live in Azeroth, throwing pinecones instead of frag grenades, etc.). Jeremy is the main character of the show, with other characters like FPS Doug, Kyle, and Jeremys girlfriend. The show is pretty much teh ubar.

Check it out at: www.purepwnage.com
Person 1: "Did you see that sweet new episode of pure pwnage?"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, it was like the pwnage n stuff, I mean, it totally pwned."
Person 1: "Like yeah, Im gonna go play WoW now."
by William Woody June 11, 2006
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pure neutronium

Geek term: A girl who is near-impossible to sleep with. See also frigid.

From an old Star Trek episode. Spock had just analyzed a ship, and said to the captain "Sir, the hull is comprised of pure neutronium, there are no known means of penetration."
I took Lisa out last night, but that girl is pure neutronium.
by rootyb June 7, 2005
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Purdeyboy envy

Where one of your guy friends is so jealous of you that he copies everything that you do. He'll wear the same clothes as you, watch the same TV as you, use the same sayings as you and act the same way. He does all of these things after saying the opposite and then doing them anyway, and claiming them as his own.
1. When did that guy start acting just like his friend? Oh, he just has Purdeyboy envy.

2. He always said he hated that TV show! I know, he only says he loves it now cause he's got Purdeyboy envy.
by Skindog June 5, 2016
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Pure child

Some one who knows nothing about sex nor slang that comes with it. Its not used with a bad meening
A girl: and he gave me the D
Pure child: the D?
A girl: yeah you know the Dick
Pure child: Dick? Like... Moby Dick?
A girl: nvm you're such a pure child
by Camonday February 20, 2018
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puréed gays

puréed gays are a rare species of human -- usually females -- that are obsessed with being gay, and logs (yes logs, like wood). puréed gays come in cults, and can get verbally violent if tampered with.
"have you seen those girls in our class? they're such puréed gays!"
violet, margo, alana, ava, josie, and mia are puréed gays! we better watch out."
by daughterofmrincredible January 22, 2021
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purdy

Word in the southern slang dictionary, meaning "pretty".
"That's one damn purdy girl, Jack."
by LRS November 13, 2004
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Pure Bean

An exceedingly gentle and well-intentioned person, borderline naive, but definitely innocent. Usually with an adorable smile to compliment it (typically applies to men only). You know one when you see one. You won't be able to stop yourself from smiling when you see their face.
On our first date Cameron asked if I was cold while we were on the couch watching a movie, and when I said yes he moved the heater closer to me. What a pure bean!
by Provogirl March 5, 2019
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