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Punt

To kick someone, usually your kids, outside when the weather is nice. This helps prevent them from becoming McChildren and prevents fresh air poisoning. This can also be done with pets when the weather is nice and you don't want to have to let them in and out.
It was warm so he punted his kids outside.
by New English January 21, 2009
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To have a girl strap on a dildo and f*ck you in the ass.
Derived fron American football when the offense punts (kick) the ball to the other team when they don't do well enough to get a first down. (Moving the ball atleast 10 yards in 3 trys.)
By letting a girl strap on a dildoo and f*cking you in the ass you are punting your manhood way.
No Nana! NO! I'm not going to punt again.
by toseef March 11, 2004
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Punt

To bet in an Irish manner; namely in extremely large quantities and whilst monumentally inebreiated, ideally on Guinness or Poteen.
Top o' the morning to you Paddy, oi shink we should punt 10,000 yoyos on Red Rum to win the 15.45 at Gallway.
by Taymundo June 26, 2006
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"punt nubbin"
by noixz January 15, 2009
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"Your a punt!"
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A CUNT?"
"No i said punt."
"Is that like a pretty cunt?"
by Potato No! April 11, 2009
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A Petty Cunt = Punt.

- A person (usually female) who is displaying excessive cunt-like behavior over the most petty of circumstances.

A punt typically behaves cordially and rationally, but given the smallest inconvenience or imperfection will overreact beyond the definition of mere bitching.
- A perfectionist who will blow everything out of proportion and turn into a major cunt if unhappy about the smallest, least important detail.
1. Sally is usually very nice and likeable, but she's a neurotic perfectionist. She'll turn into a huge punt if the tiniest thing is not to her liking. She will make everyone's day a living hell over something insignificant.

2. Jane flung the dinner plate onto the floor, cursed at the waitress, and then marched into the restaurants kitchen screaming for the manager just because she had asked that no parsley be used to garnish her dish, and there it was.
by Glam Kitten November 13, 2011
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Punt

Old Wrinkly Man Penis. It's when your testes are being testy and wrinkly.
Analogous to
Old Lady Vagina: Cunt

"When you get old, your penis is gonna be a punt"
by man PEN15 February 14, 2012
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