Punes

Stomach pain due to held in flatulance or fecal matter. Most commonly found after drinking coffee.

Man, these punes are the worst! I need to find a bathroom.

That coffee was great, but now I have the worst punes from holding in my gas during class!

by smileygirl123 February 22, 2017

Punes

Pussy +Penis

I like punes wbu?

by JDJDJJFKSKDNCJCKDDK January 30, 2022

pune

Something that is so small and pathetic, it isn't worth more than one syllable

"Did you see that cat who was scared of the toy?"
"Yeah, she's such a pune."

by j@k3yboi January 03, 2024

pune cake

Where a man busts not in but around the vagina and makes the vagina to where it isn’t visible

Pune cake

by Jerry-is-harry206 November 29, 2017

Pune Plow

A human penis that is characterized by it's abnormally large size and violent nature.

You think your Thundershaft is big? Just wait until you see my Pune Plow.

by Raw Pops April 25, 2011

the slayer of the pune

Someone who gets all the pune and destroys it with his brand guys named Ethan are more likely to get this title

Omg jennifer wait sindy ethen is come omg he is the slayer of the pune

by Carter Ryan January 12, 2018

PuNe-RaT

A tampon that is stuck in the pipes during a clog.

Husband: " Aww... Have you been flushing your tampons down the toilet again?"
Wife: "They said on the box that they were biodegradable!"
Plumber says to the training new guy: "Hey when your snaking out that pipe watch out for those PuNe-RaTs...lol"

by nAttY iCe January 10, 2015