Nut Puncher

Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).

Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.

by mortalesteban May 19, 2010

hard puncher

its when someons punching power is way stronger then the punching power of the guys in the same weight class. It can also mean that the person is the most suited to be an infighter.

hard puncher

by the puncher April 23, 2014

And then I punched him/her in the face.

A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.

I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.

by Stevensgirlie January 20, 2011

rolling with the punches

adjusting to difficult events as they happen.

"she never used to be like that." said Martha
"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly

by hermione53 May 25, 2018

muffin snuggling pirate puncher

a person who is a complete dumbass

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

by Memesalad August 21, 2021

CLIT PUNCHER

ANY ONE THAT HITS LIKE A BITCH IS A WHIMPY CLIT PUNCHER

WHATS UP PUBE CHIN WANNA SCRAP SHIT YOU HIT LIKE A BITCH WHAT A CLIT PUNCHER

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 28, 2011

Goat Punched

To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.

Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?

Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!

by bigbadbick January 5, 2008