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punchable face

When someone has got the kind of face that irritates you to the point of wanting to punch them
That bitch ass Talyn has gotta have the school achievement for most punchable face
by coochiemasta69 June 5, 2019
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Ponce-de-Leóned

A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.

A much higher degree of being owned.
After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"

While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"
by Ahmed the Vampire Slayer January 17, 2006
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Supah Punch

The act of taking a sheep (in minecraft) by the balls, and punching the sheep so hard, it yields 3 wool.

A technique discovered by the great Mr Crainer , Supah Punching a sheep is the most efficient way of getting wool from a sheep (in minecraft)

But, all good things have to come to an end.

In the 1.7.2 update of Minecraft, punching a sheep for its wool was deleted.

For more about this event, and how it was coped with, see Supah Shear
Prior to the 1.7.2 update:

Mr Crainer: SUPAH PUNCH!
*sheep yields 3 wool*
Mr Crainer: See, it works every time.

After the 1.7.2 update:

Mr Crainer: SUPAH PUNCH!
*sheep yields no wool*
Mr Crainer: WTF??

*reads about update*
*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE*
*crafts shears*

Mr Crainer: SUPAH SHEAR!!
*sheep yields 4 wool*
Mr Crainer: WOOT!!!
by A Crazie July 7, 2011
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Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.
Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"
by The Blamed One February 18, 2020
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Ovary Punch

The counter attack to being kicked in the balls. Throwing a punch from a low point at an upwards angle towards the ovaries.
She totally kicked me in the nads so I ovary punched her!
by Olaf the Fearsome January 9, 2011
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Kate Punch

Ghostwriter Kate Punch is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over myspace and facebook. It's "I Love You Kate Punch" anagrams to "Vulpine Acute Hooky" meaning: a "Crafty Sharp Hook”

The creepy chain letter goes:

“a skinny little 12 year old girl with dark hair, pale skin, wearing fun bright colorful make-up named Katie Punch was knifed bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a creepy mad doctor with a hand of a hook, who was infatuated with her.
the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hookey” as he stabbed her bloody dead. Katie wants revenge. now that you read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Katie Punch will enter your dreams tonight and hook you bloody rot to freaking hell.

she’ll stand next to you beside your bed… staring at you with one single bat of her spider lashes… and with a cheeky smile she’ll cut her finger with a hook that shines in the darkness… drawing ‘Love’ backwards “Evol” on your chest with her blood… then kill you the way the mad doctor stabbed her to death.

unless, you comment this story to 10 different people Katie Punch will not harm you. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. if not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu.....
Vulpine Acute Hooky! Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu....
by heDidAveryBadThing June 15, 2010
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one punch man

Is defined One Punch Man a Hero for Fun who is called "Saitama". He can defeat every single foe with a punch. Just one. Not more. Nothing else. Just one fucking punch.
Has the new One Punch Man episode been released?

HELL YEA! IT'S AWESOME!!
by OneFuckMan December 27, 2015
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