Jade Puget

The best guitarist in the world. He looks awesome in pink. Not many punks can wear pink and still look hot. But i don't think i've ever seen him make any color look bad.

My other role model. (mu other one is Davey)

by Sara loves Jonathan January 21, 2004

pupper

small doggo

you have a nice pupper

by doggerlord November 1, 2016

Gas Pumper

Anal sex where the male spreads open his partner's buttocks and inserts his penis inside as deep as it can go. He then thrusts repetitively or "pumps" until ejaculation. Upon said ejaculation, the receiver will clench his or her butthole, preventing the semen from being released. The fun does not end there because round two must be initiated virtually, immediately afterwards. The process is repeated, although when the receiver's butthole is spread, it is the sole responsibility of the pumper to let as little semen escape as possible as he dives in for this round. The pumping begins again and if done correctly, the excess friction combined with the reservoir of semen accumulated from the first ejaculation will yield a small, yet apparent amount of gas that is leaked from the process. After ejaculation for the second time, the pumper will claim his reward as he kneels over to open his partner's butthole as well as his own mouth. He then begins to feast upon the semen saved up in his partner's butt. This hot and steamy surprise is just enough to satisfy the hard work and dedication put into this process.

After a few monotonous nights of anal sex, Ken and Bridget decided to mix up their sex lives by trying the Gas Pumper. Bridget was in awe knowing that Ken had enjoyed the semen she had harbored in her butt for him.

booty anal semen fun pump sex beautiful

by GimmieGas September 5, 2016

Puppet Penis

puppet penis

so use the old puppet penis. When your trying to impress somebody your attracted to, you tie a string round your cock and balls and thread the rope string through your clothes to your hand discretely connect it to your hand or finger. When your talking to the one you like move it sharply giving they impression off instant sexual attraction. tell the person your getting movement downstairs they will instantly look and you can master the movement of the puppet penis. Its an instant turn on and you can nick name your penis Pinocchio after all it does get longer.

by Mr C J GRAY July 3, 2019

Puppenfarten

A German term for the word toilet or going to the toilet to poop. Often used by German Soldiers in The Great war.

Their taking our Puppenfarten Chris use the Flamethrower!

by Jasuzo November 17, 2021

bunk puppet

The sock used for male masturbation in a place where others share the same sleeping quarters.

John had a date with his bunk puppet every night after his dorm mates fell alseep.

by Guns of Navgattone September 16, 2008

Double pumper dump tank operation

When guys at a firehouse invite a girl over to tag team her in the back of a firetruck and proceeding to plant the seed in her. Giving her the name double pumper dump tank.

Chad and brad invited Jessica over to the firehouse one night but little did she know she was about to receive a hard lesson on double pumper dump tank operations

by SlimT69 December 8, 2019