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Pufferfish

Chef: *takes pufferfish out of the tank*
Chef: *feeds it carrots to prove it has a strong jaw*
Pufferfish: Augh
by Co0lerw0rdM4n September 7, 2020
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Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.
James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow
by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019
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PUFFERFISH

A person who lies about being pregnant
April fools I'm not actually pregnant, Karen your such a pufferfish.
by Mcroy Drew August 17, 2020
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Pufferfished

Similar to catfished... pufferfished is a deceptive activity where a person lures someone into a relationship by means of a using old or photoshopped photos of themselves at there peak of attractiveness.
She got pufferfished and her tinder date whose photos showed a semi-profesionnal hockey player with 6ix pack is now a car sales man with a beer belly.
by kait0873 April 23, 2021
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Pufferfish Ass

Pufferfish Ass is used in a sentence that means literally just Pufferfish Ass alone. It's a lame inside joke that only a few people would get if their sense of humor is clearly broken.
Person 1: Hey, Pufferfish Ass
Person 2: LOL shut up
by thotfulass November 7, 2020
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Pufferfish

When you throw up in your mouth so much that it should come out, but you manage to keep it in. You then try to get people's attention and get them to understand that you have a mouthful of puke and that you need their help by waving frantically and doing your best to imitate vomiting without opening your mouth
I was on the bus this morning, and pufferfished. So embarassing, no one could figure out what was wrong. They did when I got off the bus, though.
by hyawkus July 4, 2016
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The pufferfish

When a man closes his eye an hold his breath when blowing his nut. As a form of contraceptive. With the theory that the sperm can’t see or breath.
“You haven’t just come in me have you? I’m ovulating.”

“ don’t worry darling, I did the pufferfish.”
by Door breaker March 21, 2025
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