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Psychosomavirus

Vague flu-like symptoms that indicate COVID-19-related paranoia rather than actual illness.
Person 1: Oh man, I have such a sore throat. I feel hot - do I feel hot to you? Someone coughed near me on the bus last month. It must be-
Person 2: Psychosomavirus, dude. Just psychosomavirus.
by posvfefe April 1, 2020
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Psychology

Person A: Psychology is being able to tangibly manipulate and torture another person's brain to understand it better.

Person B: Now that's just mental torture!
by gratersenpai July 20, 2021
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Cognitive psychology exam

A subsystem of the 9/11 conspiracy, most likely founded by the jews.

Made solely to fuck with students, in the worst way.

May have been involved with holoknaust.
"why are you so sad?"
"I just had a Cognitive Psychology exam and it came inside like storm of a hundred men"
"FeelsBadMan"
by TheDoodeoftheNorth May 19, 2016
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Perverse psychology

A ultra rare form of the psychological fields many different forms.; the practitioner focuses all their energy toward another in which they wish to perform upon & have performed upon themselves by said individual perverted acts, and bombards them with seeds of their desires until the target can no longer do anything but begin to grow the same desires in turn fulfilling the intent of said practice.
Dr. Giggles: Yes my love I did successfully perform perverse psychology upon your Sister, it was strictly business however so why are you so upset?
by Vendetta Fist June 5, 2020
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dark psychology

Something my friend is convinced he's a shadow wizard master lvl 50 at and im a noobie lvl 1 rookie simp at.
Guy 1:" Dude! Did you see him using his dark psychology wissen powers on her?!??!?!"
Guy 2:"Yeah dude! It was so rad! He totally picked her up!!"
by EnimTheWizard November 8, 2023
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Sub Pop Psychology

The brand of pseudo-intellectualism associated with the slacker lifestyle.
- "Dude, why are you gettin' high all the time? You need to get a job!"

- "It helps me be apply for jobs! Every time I finish an application I rip some mad bowls, thus creating an association between successfully hunting for employment and the pleasures of the ganj!"

- "Dude, that's such Sub Pop Psychology."
by Mr. Bigglestein November 1, 2010
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Reverse Game Psychology

When you say you want to derank so your game throws you on winning teams thinking it's trolling you.
I'm going to use reverse game psychology on League so that it forces me into winning teams.
by Megami Nekohime September 30, 2016
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