Noun - pretending to have sex with dead underage trees. Basically an imaginary form of dendronecropaedophilia, which is a form of necrophilia for those sexually obsessed with young trees...
Cannibalism is no longer a significant problem in the navy. We must now move to stamp out pseudodendronecropaedophilia...
by Psycholist August 11, 2008
Get the pseudodendronecropaedophilia mug.A day that is not actually the first day of the week but substitues for Monday on the work or school calendar.
The Tuesday after Labor day is a Pseudomonday. Unlike Fake Sunday, it doesn't just feel like a Monday, but it usually comes after some celebratory event that has caused a hangover or other unpleasantries.
by DeeLighted September 4, 2012
Get the Pseudomonday mug.A person who tries to look smarter than it really is. Pseudo-Intellects usually post philosophy or metaphors that make no sense in their status updates on Facebook while using words they don't even understand. They also try to be political, scientific or statistical about random shit nobody cares about.
The things Pseudo-Intellects write don't make sense to anyone but themselves, and they like that because it makes them feel smarter, even though they're the real dumbasses. If they happen to get a "Like" on one of their Facebook quatrains, it's either from another Pseudo-Intellect or from a dumbass who assumes the P-I is smart.
The things Pseudo-Intellects write don't make sense to anyone but themselves, and they like that because it makes them feel smarter, even though they're the real dumbasses. If they happen to get a "Like" on one of their Facebook quatrains, it's either from another Pseudo-Intellect or from a dumbass who assumes the P-I is smart.
Pseudo-Intellect on FB: "If we open trade to all countries, the surrogates can come together and we can have world peace. And finally, Man can have it's mantra fufilled."
*liked by 16 year old dumbass*
Friend on FB: "What the fuck?"
*liked by 16 year old dumbass*
Friend on FB: "What the fuck?"
by Stay gold ponyboy December 9, 2011
Get the Pseudo-Intellect mug.PFUDOR (n) is an abbreviation for Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows. A song made by Andrew Huangon YouTube started a phenomenon about the fluffy, majestic creatures. Wishing to answer a comment he created the song which tells you about the unicorns and how they are pink and dance on rainbows.
by potmoutheroff December 22, 2013
Get the pfudor mug.1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."
Friend 2: "How can you tell?"
Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."
Friend 2: "How can you tell?"
Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."
by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008
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People who talk a load of shit and think it is somehow profound.
People who talk a load of shit and think it is somehow profound.
pseudo intelligensia - "but how do you know that this isnt just a computer simulation, and really were just in the matrix...?"
"alot of the philosophy students are a bit pseudo intelligensia"
"alot of the philosophy students are a bit pseudo intelligensia"
by King Rog May 25, 2006
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Phill:Hey...I love tom...he's such a good guy.
Alex:I love him too..but he's kinsey six Gay...he blew off that hot blonde at my party.
Phill:lol...no dude...he just pseudogayed her cause his into brunettes now...
Alex:nice...
Alex:I love him too..but he's kinsey six Gay...he blew off that hot blonde at my party.
Phill:lol...no dude...he just pseudogayed her cause his into brunettes now...
Alex:nice...
by Sahand666 September 22, 2012
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