n. 1. (literally) A person who takes the drug provigil in order to stay up all night fighting crime and meting out justice. 2. (slang) Someone who takes the drug Provigil to stay up all night partying.
Adv. Used with the verb to go, as in: "go provigilante"
Adv. Used with the verb to go, as in: "go provigilante"
(literal) I popped a modafinil last night so I could finally catch that serial mailbox vandal in our neighborhood and go all provigilante on his ass.
(slang) Dude, Saturday night I went provigilante and downed 12 shots at Ricky's.
(slang) Dude, Saturday night I went provigilante and downed 12 shots at Ricky's.
by thyrezine October 1, 2009
Get the provigilante mug.1. An umbrella term used in many Telecom companies that covers the process of adding a new service or expanding an existing service.
2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.
2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.
Example 1
You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
Example 2
Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."
You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
Example 2
Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."
by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011
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The arrival of a meat sword when in close proximity to others of like-minded interest or infatuation.
All those nerds at Comicon are sporting proximity boners dressed like theyre "to infinity and beyond" instead of getting a job.
by Studly Chucksteak Hungwell November 18, 2015
Get the Proximity Boner mug.Guy 1: Are you going to bring provisions?
Guy 2: Yes I'm meeting my guy in the Taco Bell parking lot in a hour.
Guy 2: Yes I'm meeting my guy in the Taco Bell parking lot in a hour.
by shady2ton August 15, 2007
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This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
I am experiencing proximity infatuation right now.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)
F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)
F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
by Straight Shooter April 30, 2008
Get the proximity infatuation mug.Provigil is a perscription central nervous system stimulant. Developed by the military, Provigil is used to treat narcolepsy and chronic fatigue syndrome, effects are smoother and cleaner than amphetamines and it is thought to improve memory and cognitive function, street use is rare but was popularized by Boston graffiti writer "ohyeser."
by nathanielone December 28, 2005
Get the Provigil mug.A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.
My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.
by landbaby1 November 1, 2013
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