protein dunk

When one bro leaves the gym and consumes a large amount of protein.

Chad: I'm leaving the gym now and I'm pumped for my protein dunk, dude.

by CarlCarlson1275 May 4, 2019

Protein Pancake

Similar to soggy biscuit game but each person fleshlight’s that pancake. Gotta get that recommended daily amount of brotein

(pancake toppings are optional)

Person 1: I had a protein pancake last night
Person 2: aww mate how did that end up happing?
Person 1: I though the lemon might make it fast. But that was a fatal mistake

by 933k February 25, 2020

protein splash

The act of ejaculation on a partner's face. Protein refers to the protein content present in semen or ejaculate.

She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth, so I gave her a protein splash and blinded her.

by Chris Raven January 11, 2006

Protein Shake

a silly metaphor for semen

"Last night Amber swallowed a big cup of my protein shake. She said it was deeeeee-liscious!"

by B.Diddy August 4, 2007

Protein Slap

When you wack off and giz in a condom and give some bitch a faceful of protein.

Yo I gizzed in this condom and then i protein slapped this bitch in the face.

by Pimpin aint ez December 14, 2004

pump action protein gun

The penis, especially in reference to the act of manual stimulation followed by ejaculation.

Remember that girl Sally? The other night i gave her a blast in the face with my pump action protein gun.

by J. Tyree January 11, 2009

protein torpedo

Skin Flute

Mr.Sulu was the Protein Torpedo expert on the USS Enterprise, and as such was subjected to several protein torpedo impacts on a regular basis.

by kjhowell March 1, 2009