by kampy December 28, 2007
Get the protein submarine mug.The act of one pretending or proclaiming to be a pro athlete when in reality they are not. Particularly common in the sport of triathlon.
Protenders are fond of applying for as much sponsorship as possible. They are proud to wear more logos than a NASCAR and claim to have "signed" with these sponsors. Yet, in reality, their sponsorship is little more than a cost discount.
Sadly there are several instances of protenders bending the truth or blatantly lying to potential sponsors in order to land a sponsorship, thus stealing said sponsorship from deserving real pros.
Protenders are almost always slow, non-competitve and little more than pack fodder.
Protenders are fond of applying for as much sponsorship as possible. They are proud to wear more logos than a NASCAR and claim to have "signed" with these sponsors. Yet, in reality, their sponsorship is little more than a cost discount.
Sadly there are several instances of protenders bending the truth or blatantly lying to potential sponsors in order to land a sponsorship, thus stealing said sponsorship from deserving real pros.
Protenders are almost always slow, non-competitve and little more than pack fodder.
by eire8tri January 12, 2011
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Yet another word for semen; oftentimes this word's connotation is preferred when trying to cajole a woman into digesting the fluid, as the word intrinsically boasts its high nutritional content.
Bill Cosby became quite upset when he realized that his jigglers had been replaced with protein pudding.
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Get the Protein Bullets mug.When one ejaculates on to the ceiling, and then lays back as it drip drip drips into ones mouth.
Example: I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.
Example: I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.
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Get the Profiencious mug.A phrase French soldiers say in the midst of combat, while receiving a protein shake when they actually need more boullets.
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