polosexual

being attracted to polo g and polo g only not anyone or thing else.

polo g sexy asfc i don’t want nobody else but him. i think i’m polosexual

by a girl that’s polosexual July 26, 2021

Bromosexuality

The art of Bros being Bros. Bromosexuality is not to be confused with homosexuality. They are two very very very very very and again i stress very different thngs. All Bros know that a Bro should obide by the simple rules of Bromosexuality. Any good Bro allways fallows the Ancient Broheeshian philosophy of Bromosexuality.

The main 5 rules of bromosexuality are:
1. Bros before hos

2. When a Bro is in need help of anything, you have drop what your doing and help him out. (However, this rule is to be voided if your Bro is doing anything that doesnt involve dumping a chick.)

3. One shall not have sex with another Bro's ex, unless she is of the hotness of atleast a 7 out of 10.

4. If one of your Bros are in a fight, you are required to "get his back" and help him out, providing that your Bro has not provoked a man that is bigger or blaccker then you are.

5. Bros are to stick together through thick and thin, or until there is no more beer available on hand.

Guy 1: Wow, look at that guy, he is such a bromosexual. He's gotta be like, the master of Bromosexuality.

Guy 2: Yeah. I wish i were him.

Guy 1's lady friend: I must have his dick, like... now.

Guy 1: Thats understandable.

by The Bro Master November 3, 2010

pomosexual

Pomosexual is a term popularized by sex-positive activists and writers Carol Queen and Lawrence Shimel in their 1997 Anthology "Pomosexuals: Challenging Assumptions about Gender and Sexuality". People who identify as Pomosexual are attempting to redefine, reassess and protest current essentialist-bound labels surrounding sexual orientation.

"What ARE you?"..."Excuse me?"..."Like...what ARE you?"..."I'm a human being, what does it look like?"..."yeah but...what ARE you?"...I'm POMOSEXUAL, okay!?!"

by GummiBarenGirl October 23, 2007

bromosexuality

noun - love shared between two (or more) bros, but is not considered homosexual.

origin: Brody Jenner's reality tv show Bromance(Quote Taken from MTV's The After Show)

bromosexuality

I'm a bro
you're a bro
we're dudes, lets hug!
lets canoodle
lets pat each other on the back
its not gay it's totally cool

by ae123456 January 14, 2009

Bromosexual

A Bromosexual, is a person who performs a sexual favor for his "bro", yet insists it isn't homosexual. This act is known as an act of bromosexuality. Bromosexuality is normally performed within groups of bros or a "crew" from one "homie" or "bro" to another. Often times bromosexuality is a result of little sexual activity with a woman or women, boredom and curiosity, or perhaps closet homosexuality.

J-Cool: "Brah, i could really go for a BJ right about now, man. I haven't even seen pussy in months..."
D-Bro: "Well, i could...you know...help you out or somethin, man."
J-Cool: "Yeah dude, that'd be night, but it's definitely not gay or anything."
D-Bro: "Fa sho, dude, not gay, just, you know...bromosexual."
Both: "No Homo."

by WolfxRayne August 2, 2009

Pomosexual

Like the current use of "queer," but for assholes.

Adam: "I used to think I was bi, but I realized that sexuality is so much more complicated than that. What does that make me?"

Dave: "Queer?"

Adam: "But I'm also a sesquipedalian circumloquacious obscurantist douchebag, and I want to keep my liberation confined to the academically privileged."

Dave: "Oh! You're totally pomosexual."

by Colorless green idea January 19, 2010

pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.

*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"

by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013