Procrasstination

When you procrastinate by having sex instead of doing whatever productive thing you were supposed to to.

We were gonna go to brunch but we got into some procrasstination and now it's too late.

by meeshflag March 2, 2019

procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination

If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.

by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019

Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.

Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.

by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022

Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023

Procrastinate

I'll write a definition later. I'm too lazy.

I'm going to procrastinate instead of writing a definition.

by Pinkie Fazpie June 13, 2015

Procrapstinate

When you really have to take a crap but refuse to in order to do other fun stuff thats going on.

I was on a 13 kill streak in COD and suddenly I had to shit real bad, but i had to procrapstinate so I could finish the round.

by Jizzlemcdizzle July 9, 2011

procrastinate

Some lame excuse that people use for not wanting to participate in what others are doing on time so they choose to be their own individual and not accomplish things the same as other humans should.

President Bush procrastinate all the time by not giving the people what they want, but always saying that he will.

by stitch4eva March 10, 2008