poddling

That thing cats do with their claws when they are trying to settle down.

The cat was poddling on it's owners lap.

by Miss Know it alls April 26, 2011

prodding the mince

When one penetrates so far during anal sex, that they actually reach the recipitants intestines, hence 'mince'. the anal equivalent of deep throat

"Where's Jamie?"
"Dunno, probably prodding the mince with josh"

by raggedy ass mofo October 28, 2008

Proddy MacFingers

A name for one of those annoying twats who smears their fingers all over your computer monitor screen when pointing at some rhubarb.

If Proddy MacFingers touches my monitor again, I swear I'm going to wipe my knob on his screen.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

prodephile

A facebook, myspace, or aim profile of a pedophile, that uses pictures of the same preteen girl or boy to lure other children in. Usually a male in his late 30s, fat, many chins, glasses, and enjoys world of warcraft.

Jack: Did you see that hot girl's profile pictures on facebook
Sam: Dude, stay away, I think that it's a prodephile
Jack: I think you could be right
Sam: I have to be right, on "her" interests it says dragons
Jack: Thanks man, that was close, i almost gave him my address

by Jack E. C April 6, 2009

prodigal sex

A term describing wasteful, excessive and qualitatively unconscious sexual conquests.

He’s a guy who tends to have weeklong relationships that regularly come crashing to a halt based on his compulsive habit of prodigal sex.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019

frog prodder

Penis. Specifically an erect one being used to assist a friend with a sore throat to remove the frog that makes their voice croaky.

Your voice is croaky, it sounds like you have a frog in your throat, would you like to use my "frog prodder" to see if we can loosen it.

With plenty of practice you can become very talented and even shoot the little bugger and maybe wash him down.

by rizzle69 July 1, 2005

the prodigy

Like your favourite band....but better.

"The Prodigy rule so hard it makes me orgasm.....in your mum's face"

by morgangills December 7, 2004