Procrastabatorsale

You have an exam, but there is an ‘end of season sale‘, shopping is like a benzo for stress!

Fuck I’m exam stressed- either give me a Valium or I’m going to a procrastabatorsale!!!

by Conspear September 4, 2020

Procrastadrink

Drinking to put off/avoid doing what needs to be done.

You have one thing to do today, don't ask your friends to come over and procrastadrink.

by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai January 4, 2022

procastimaster

A specialist or master at putting off for tomorrow what can be done today!!!

This guy keeps telling me "I'll do it tomorrow." What a "procastimaster"

by Chris Trask May 1, 2007

Procrastastic

To be particularly adept at procrastinating.

I got through another day without showering, I'm Procrastastic!

by Casts A Shadow March 27, 2010

procrastalaxin

When you be procrastinating AND chillaxin. YOU KNOW:

Procrastinating + chillaxin = procrastalaxin

and

Procrastalaxin: a way of life; an artful method of procrastination and chillaxing simultaneously.

Example: Me and my homies be procrastalaxin up in here.

or

Example: Stop procrastalaxin and get some work done!

by SoScripted April 26, 2010

procrastapoop

When you actually try doing your homework for once or if your just regularly doing it, but you keep having to poop, and so nothing gets done.

Teacher: Where's your homework

Billy: I really tried to do it Mrs. P, but I just couldn't stop procrastapooping

Teacher: Excuses, excuses

by Urban yahtzee March 15, 2015

Procrasta-Thug

PfunkZILLA + Daleicious aka Lieutenant
Lindbergh - pimp ass posse up in North Cackalacka

Oh MAN wat am i gonna dooooo!!!!!! the P-Thugs are after meeeeeeeee!!!!! AGHAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by poopypantsman February 16, 2005