procrastinator extraordinaire

Someone who always procrastinates, no matter what the situation.

Jenny is a procrastinator extraordinaire

by SarahE2009 February 6, 2009

Procrastibation

Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.

"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."

by DeBaser485 December 21, 2008

Procrastinator's Decade

A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).

Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."

by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014

procrastibater

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.

Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater

by The_jet_man October 28, 2015

Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

Procrastibation

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.

Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Procrastinatrix

Where the lines of reality and procrastination are blurred - A reality of which you no longer recognise what is productive and what is procrastination.

I spent 4 hours watching Youtube videos. It started out with lectures and I ended up watching interviews with psychopaths. Its too easy to slip into the Procrastinatrix these days.

by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018