prolapse

n - term for medical condition where the anal ring loses its integrity and the inside of the rectum falls out of the body

The prolapse that followed the extended anusings was almost a relief for Justin.

by Helium March 18, 2003

prolapse your anus

The urbanian way of asking for anal sex.

Sscuse me,maaam!But can I prolapse your anus?

by Roger R. August 9, 2006

procaffenating

(n.) The tendency not to start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.

I am procaffenating with my project starts until I am shaking and twitching.

by Argonator February 4, 2016

anal prolapse

When the rectum protrudes from the anal cavity. This can either be a result of sodomy or over exerting one's self while defacating.

Did you see that red blob come out of that chicks ass while she was shitting on his face?!?!? She's got an anal prolapse.

by UNH Biochemistry October 27, 2009

Procasturbation

To procrastinate by masturbating. Usually done while watching porn or some strange Disney cartoon.

Andy: "What did you do this weekend"
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."

Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.

by forrealz69 March 31, 2010

prolapsed palm

Prolapsed palm occurs when the normal anatomical structures of the hand are worn or damaged to the point of collapse and disfigurement.

The condition of prolapsed palm is typically caused by a combination of the following conditions. Loneliness, hornyness and a lack of sexual partner over a long period of time. The causal conditions compound to the point where the individuals sense of limits and self control are no longer present. Causing the individual to jack off (masturbate) obsessively to the point of total collapse of the hands anatomical structures.

Jason: ouch!!! Man...my hand is painful. I can't even grasp a can if beer today. Since the wife left, it's been getting such a work out I can't think of anything else.

Junior: Jas, you better give it a rest or you're gonna end up with prolapsed palm.

by MikeBus November 13, 2010

procakes

Very professional. The 'cakes' exaggerates on the pro-ness.

Guy: HOLY LOOK AT THE PROCAKES CB
Guy2: Wtf?

by 4NN137R4NN February 4, 2009