When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
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When a sex partner inserts a finger in a male's anus and gently massages the prostate during felatio or other sexual acts
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Get the Prostatots mug.A person who creates their own character and style, while still maintaining the practices and looks of past and present fashionable trends. Unlike hipsters, propsters acknowledge and accept the fact that they are propsters. Also unlike hipsters, propsters are not prejudice towards people who only follow the mainstream, rather they help them realize their ignorance towards their own identity and character.
Ex. - While a hipster may refrain from listening to a certain band because of it's mainstream overpopularity, if the band has good intentions and is appealing, propsters are more than willing to support that band.
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As I helped my father learn to use his new phone, I was overcome with prostalgia as I envisioned an older version of myself needing a similar level of care to master the holodeck. These prostalgic feelings almost always catch me in moments with my parents, especially now that I have a child of my own to track these passing years against.
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