The word used to describe penis, balls, vagina, anus and boobs in a useless and misunderstood way (especialy using the word to "teach" children) and usually what parents tell their children not to let strangers touch
child: momy what are these?
mother: oh sweetums those are your private parts!
child: well... what are private parts?
mother: private parts are the parts of our body that we kept private sweety.
child: why do we have them?
mother: hmmm, well we use them to...
father: to stick my fat cock in your mothers tight pussy son.
mother: oh sweetums those are your private parts!
child: well... what are private parts?
mother: private parts are the parts of our body that we kept private sweety.
child: why do we have them?
mother: hmmm, well we use them to...
father: to stick my fat cock in your mothers tight pussy son.
by Aynos June 06, 2011
When you are fucking your girl from behind and pull out before blowing your load. You then take aim spunking in her eye as she looks back at you wondering why you don't want to give her a cream pie.
by mafiaMike July 02, 2018
by IWANTTOFUCKINGKMS December 03, 2017
by Grace gelling July 07, 2019
1) The button on Safari (Mac internet application) that keeps everything you do out of your history until you turn it off. Practically made for porn.
2) Jacking off
Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean
2) Jacking off
Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean
by mac-lovin January 19, 2008
Your 'private square' is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your 'privates'. When someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your 'Private Square'.
*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!
*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!
Elly: I was almost totally raped last night
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.
by Octopusraves February 02, 2011
An account that someone with heaps of followers on instagram creates and lets only 'friends' follow it so they can post silly photos
by jamieking69 March 23, 2014