A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
by BrokenKing February 19, 2021
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by what am i doing heree December 2, 2023
Get the preening mug.carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat
by Timmy January 1, 2015
Get the facebook-preening mug.Popsicle Stick Preening - the final & finishing touches for females wearing extremely tight jeans. The female presses and seesaws a popsicle stick between her labia lips to form a crevice and design. Different designs have been given names like: BPF (bulging piss flaps), camel toe, small verticle smile etc. In many cases it also produces pleasure that encourages and rewards the act of pussy preening.
Eh Elmer, you should have been at Rebecca's party last weekend. They had a sex toy sales lady showing the girls Popsicle Stick Preening. They even had popsicle sticks that vibrate like a tuning fork. It was quite evident Monday morning at school that many girls are buying into the concept. I was so overcome by this one preened camel toe that I was forced to rush to the boys room and "Choke my Chicken." RELIEF!!!
by cruisin otter September 10, 2012
Get the Popsicle Stick Preening mug.1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.
2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.
Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.
Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."
" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
by tombleyboo October 8, 2009
Get the presenting the weather mug.Proficiently presenting a false outward perception of being an adult, when in fact trying to hide a relatively low mental age.
Person 1: did you hear about Laura? She won't come and shoot nerf guns with us anymore because she wants to look good in her new role.
Person 2: but everyone already knows how childish she is? She's not preneting very well is she?
Person 2: but everyone already knows how childish she is? She's not preneting very well is she?
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