pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

pretard

A child in the womb of an obviously screwed up girl or knowing a soon to be dad is a fuck-up.

Jose: Look at that pregnant chola.

Pedro: I know, Carlos is the father.

Jose: That kid is a pretard.

by dennyher October 11, 2009