paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.

I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.

by banks33 February 26, 2021

Paralyzer

When you pound her so hard she can't move her legs for an hour.

Donnie gave her the paralyzer!

by Mellonballar August 18, 2021

perilyzed

Frozen with fear, distress, and/or confusion due to an imminent danger.

What good is an emergency-response worker if he always just gets perilyzed anytime there's an urgent dilemma to be dealt with???

by QuacksO May 23, 2022

Paralyzer

A song from Finger Eleven describes the dream of someone moving because she´s standing still: "If your body matches what your eyes can do you'll probably move right through me on my way to you". Or something like that. You may recognize this song from a video where a band formed by Niko Bellic from GTA 4, Master Chief from the Halo saga, Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2, and the soldier from TF2 play the song with Guitar Hero UI.

Someone -There is a song about someone wanting someone else to move
Someone else -Oh yeah that´s paralyzer

by ow737 June 1, 2023

purralyzed

When you're unable to get out of your seat because your cat is purring in your lap

"Sorry, I can't make it to work. I have a loaf of love 😻 in my lap and I'm purralyzed."

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Purralyzed

when a cat is sitting on you, you are purralyzed and can’t move until your cat gets off you.

"Come help me move this table!"

"I can't get up to help you right now, I'm purralyzed."
"Alright - I get it."

by PurpleOasis July 26, 2024