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pothead

One who thoroughly enjoys the mary jane. Perhaps they have been accused of loving weed more than their significant other. They smoke when they wake up, before work, during work, if possible, and as soon as they get home. They never run out of weed because they are always planning ahead.

In short, a professional weed smoker.
If you just looked up stoner/pothead on urbandictionary.com while smoking, then you are a pothead.
by Queen Marijuana July 26, 2006
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Harry Pothead

This is a book that appears briefly in Scary Movie 2. Christopher Kennedy Masterson gives it to the main funny bitch in school one day saying something like hey you dropped this. DUH you morons.
harry pothead is a fake book seen briefly in scary movie 2
by b-bo December 7, 2006
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Pothead

Someone who has a deep bond with their bud. Potheads are often thought to become burnouts, but this is not usually the case. This type of marijuana user is very relaxed and laid back and usually has a very strong appreciation for life and relaxation. A pothead is only a pothead when he/she is not offended by this name, because if you smoke ganja and don't want to be considered a pothead, you don't REALLY smoke.
Also; if someone calls them self a pothead but no one else does, this person is simply a little noob and is not really a pothead. One can only really be a pothead when they come to the realization one day while smoking massive amounts of tree that they are, in fact, a pothead. If this is not how the revelation takes place, it is not valid and should not be considered as part of this person's personality.
Potheads are often thought of as loser, ignorant, trivial life forms but are really some of the most respectable people you will ever meet. Potheads have the quality of being extremely perceptive about feelings and very understanding and accepting, not simply because they don't care, but because they are genuinely calm and thoughtful beings.
*after several days of multiple bowl packs and marshmallow peeps*
"yo, I just realized, man.. we're some genuinely chill potheads."
by erma-jean June 19, 2007
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pothead tantrum

when a pothead trows a fit over having little to no weed and cant wait a minute for re-up in that mode he/her says words like random bad words looks for fights to yell stuff at and if dealer fails he/her will trow a even bigger tantrum.
my bro trow pothead tantrum over wanting the high grade weed
by bob lee October 15, 2013
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pothole paranoia

The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.
Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014
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pothead

someone like me who take gravity bong hits before 6 am for work..lunch break...after work...before dinner...after dinner...for each tv show that comes on next...before i go out anywhere...and before bed.
That godfather blunt (9 grams) didnt even get me that blazed...lets go take a few bingers of that sick New York City Sour Diesel.
by maryjane420 August 8, 2005
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Potholing

The practice of dunking your testicles in another person's anus
"Sophie was quite surprised to hear that Jonny was potholing her friend in the library toilets"
by MaximillianPower March 18, 2015
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