chicken pot pie

A chicken pot pie is a pot pie made from a 17-year-old guy's rich and creamy cum-shots.

When I was younger, my jerk-mates and I used to make awesome chicken pot pies!

by USAF Cadet September 7, 2021

Chicken Pot Pie

You wrap your dick in pillsbury pie dough and stick a carrot up your ass. She then puts canned peas in her mouth and starts to suck you off. While this occurs you proceed to spank her ass with a raw chicken cutlet.

"Yo fam, why is the pie dough missing out of the fridge?"

"Sorry man, I gave Bridget the Chicken Pot Pie last night."

by Mysticircle373 September 8, 2016

arizona pot pie

The act of ejecting stomach fluids into your partner's anus, then fucking it.

I saw tristan getting an arizona pot pie from caleb the other day.

by papitristab102 March 16, 2016

chicken pot pie

slang for bitch, originating on the comedy network, chicken pot pie is now synonmous with bitch

Shut the door, you son of a chicken pot pie.

by Bo April 6, 2004

Juvenile pot pie

Every seven weeks, an adolescent child will take their dinner to their room. Shortly after arriving, they decide to masturbate into the nutritious meal, thus creating a juvenile pie. The act is only complete after baking the "pie" at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Said "pie" is usually thrown at gay clowns after baking.

Kenny hated gay clowns so he took his favorite meal upstairs and made a Juvenile pot pie.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

chicken pot pie

to have sex

"Andy made a chicken pot pie on the bed!"

by blahblah May 15, 2004

duces pot pie

See you later' or 'I'm out

While exiting any space inhabited by teens: "I had a great day with you, duces pot pie, I'm out."

by yupshedid April 3, 2011