posi-FUCK

Positivity, but it goes to shit halfway through (coined by The Click go subscribe)

Positivity? I am posi-FUCK

by rightsock_asock September 7, 2020

Kss position

A sexual position in which partner A is preforming fellatio to partner B. Both partners in this scenario are taking turns hitting a vape.

Hey did you see Annie?
No why?
She was doing the old "Kss Position" on Todd

by Grunk Argo December 4, 2021

Positive Mindset

A healthy way of thinking that produces harmony and good results;

The thinking process that is direct alignment with success;

A learned way of thinking that focuses on opportunities and goodness, as opposed to adversity and inabilities.

Toni strives for a positive mindset so she can accomplish more and see better results.

by RickyRaindrop April 26, 2015

posiden's kiss

(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.

On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.

by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017

Fat Position

The 45degree position at which it is best to sit in after finishing a fattening meal. Used to reduce the pressure on one's pant waist.

The instinctual posture of a fat person after a massive meal.

After the big feast, he/she assumed the fat position.

by LowNLee July 29, 2012

Romney Position

the steadfast conviction that whatever conviction is in vogue is one's conviction

"I am CONVINCED everyone NEEDS an iPhone 4S."

"Really?"

"It's my Romney Position."

"So when the new Droids come out?"

"We'll see if they trend on twitter."

by katiemaybe November 29, 2011

Polly Positive

Polly Positive is the exact opposite of Negative Nancy. Polly Positive can describe someone who sees everything around them as absolutely fantastic. Polly Positive also describes someone in the case that their response to a specific event or state of being during a period of time is incredibly hopeful in its take on a situation.

Person 1 (acting like a Negative Nancy): Man, I did not have fun at your friend's house: the music was too loud, it was too crowded, the people were annoying, everyone wrecked the place, the bathroom smelt awful, and now I am hungry.

Person 2(acting like a Polly Positive): It is unfortunate that you did not have a good time, but I had a great time and thought everything was marvelous even including the smell.

by Aonymouse June 26, 2009