portoblumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a portable toilet.

The foreman gave ricky a portoblumpkin on his lunch hour.

by ERC! January 13, 2009

Porthole pirate

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.

eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.

by trevor340 February 11, 2009

Portora

(Portora Royal School) Posh school situated in the town of Enniskillen in Northern Ireland. Designed to give the upper crust of the community somewhere to send their little darlings to be educated. Alumni include such delights as Oscar Wilde, Samuel Beckett and Henry Francis Lyte. Unfortunately the school is often the subject of criticism from those not fortunate enough to have been able to attend.

"I was educated at Portora before making the natural progression to the Oxford"

by Sapphiremint101 October 9, 2010

Portia devorak

The amazing sibling of the absolutely beautiful Julian devorak. She has a very cute cat called pepi. Hard working and really pretty. She also has a cute brother.

That Portia devoraks brother is really hot!
I know right!?!

by Juliandevoraksimp February 23, 2021

Love Potion

When you pour a bunch of random chemicals into a bathtub and fuck in it

grill: babe I'm tired

babe: cmon I already got the love potion ready

by naziparty March 7, 2019

Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

Pussy Portico

When the mons pubis is so fat and flabby that it over hangs the top of the outer labia.

John thought he scored a hot babe and took her home to bang her up good. He was disappointed when she dropped her panties and exposed her Pussy Portico. Damn girl, I could park a car under that over hang.

by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2009