Pennsylvania Porcupine

The classic act of growing out your pubic hair to it's full capacity. Then, using extreme amounts of hair-gel, spiking the pubic hair into several sharp points. Finally culminating in doggy-style sex and jamming your sharp pube spikes in the chick/dude's butt-hole.

Man 1: "Hey, why are you buying all that hair gel? You have a shaved head.

Man 2: "Because I'm gonna give your sister a Pennsylvania Porcupine tonight"

by snakedog69 December 15, 2009

Porcupine Disease

An uncurable condition in females in which if said female had as many penises sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine.

I divorced my wife because she was diagnosed with porcupine disease. What a shame.

by NataSUF February 25, 2008

Porculio

Porculio is what Cornholio is called in the spanish series of Beavis & Butthead.

¡¡¡Soy el Gran Porculio!!! je je je je ¡¡¡Necesito papel para mi culio!!!

by porculete January 10, 2009

Percussive Maintenance

The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.

*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."

by Nemephosis July 28, 2013

porcumine

Porcumine:NOUN name given to guys who prefer to persue woman who are above average weight for sexual encounters. Attributed to guys who regular prepare themselves before approaching a woman by mumbling "Pork you mine."

Mike:"Peter did you get with that fat chick from the bar"?
Peter: "I had sex with her, she's even chubbier with her clothes off"
Mike: "You're such a porcumine"

by T.Sinodhinos December 4, 2005

percussion recalibration

A witty, but accurate term for the act of hitting, dropping, or kicking something to make it work like it was just a second ago.

Person 1: "Why are you hitting your TV like that?"

*Signal clears up*

Person 2: "Percussion recalibration. I hit it, and now it works again."

by NextGen April 26, 2010

porcupine plain

a small town in the middle of nowhere that is full of humble people and hicks.

man that is some hick town. reminds me of porcupine plain

by hickguy April 2, 2011