flaming porcupine

(verb) The act of carrying out the following process:
Step 1: Douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
Step 2: Set ablaze in school/office/department store.
Step 3: Scream "SUCK IT, SONIC!!!" and run for your life.
Step 4: Get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
Step 5: Eat bacon.

When someone flaming porcupined the Walmart, the smell of burning turtle soup filled the air for fifty miles around.

by Seamus o'giggles October 30, 2013

Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.

Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..

by Pelvic Spire December 03, 2014

porcupine ass

When you have an itchy/stinging butthole from not wiping very good after your last bowel movement

I have porcupine ass from that shit i took an hour ago.

by country chris February 04, 2010

chocolate porcupine

having anal sex with a male or female wearing a french tickler or studded cockring

I never had someone fuck me in the ass so good until the chocolate porcupine! I came for an hour and a half

by Trickle August 02, 2006

Snick the Porcupine

Snick is a purple porcupine from Pizza Tower, a work in progress game by PTG. He's a joke character of sorts portraying Sonic the Hedgehog, and this is even joked with by Peppino (The main character) accidentally going to the Snick Amateur Games Expo, instead of the Sonic Amateur Games Expo. Snick is a goofy little guy.

Yo, is that Snick the Porcupine from Pizza Tower?
Yeah, bro.

Awesome, he's so fucking cool.

by 3ggst3r June 26, 2022

porcupine dildo

The medical term for the removal of a porcupine from a woman's vagina.

She is going to need reconstructive surgery once we remove this porcupine dildo.

by 6Stranger6Danger6 January 20, 2016

Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.

Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Pseudodumb January 15, 2016