Porch Monkey 

A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.

Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.

Porch Monkey by TerminalJam December 4, 2019

Porch Monkey 

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person

Shut the fuck up porch monkey

Porch Monkey by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023

porch monkey 

Lazy person not lazy black person im gona help take it back and reclaim it aswell as many of my freinds are doing we suggest that you do it to try to make a diffrence.

Jack was looking at his neighbors from his porch therefore Jack is a porch monkey.

porch monkey by J FRO August 25, 2006

Porch Monkey 

Derogatory language to describe African Americans who sit on their ass all day and live off food stamps. AKA clay.

I drove through Oakland today, and was shocked at all the porch monkeys that reside there.

Porch Monkey by Defrain06 August 18, 2017

porch monkey 

A hard working person that doesn't need pay

your a good little porch monkey

porch monkey by kyle1311hop May 6, 2015

porch monkey 

Porch Monkey is a lazy black African American that sits on a porch all day drinking, smoking weed, smoking crack, dealing drugs, or keeps a look out for police while commiting illegal activities while being on the porch.

There's a porch monkey doing something illegal.

porch monkey by Southern Renegade September 24, 2016

Porch Monkey 

A taxidermy of a deer ass, made to look like the face of a monkey.

That's one mighty fine porch monkey hanging on your wall.

Porch Monkey by Lala83 July 4, 2015