pooted

To shit in your pants when you only meant to fart.

Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!

by Mo Jasper November 2, 2003

pooped a dragon

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass

"Yo Wally, where were you?"

"I Just finsihed my curry, then pooped a Dragon!!"

by DJTF2 April 1, 2009

pooped on

A toilet humor version of saying owned. Used often in video games, sports, or just beating someone at something.

Jim: "Almost got the game winning kill! Camping in Quarry was such a good idea!"
*Javelin Noob spams a javelin missle and kills him. Game ends.
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!!???"
Random noob: "OH YEAH BABY!!! Pooped On!!!!"

by Remlap1223 April 20, 2010

pooped on

to pwn someone at something. when someting bad happens to them. usually being funny

Wow, i pooped on allan yesterday on Halo3

by Pozar January 11, 2008

pooned

Variation of pwned. Shurr speak.

Yea dude, we totally pooned some nubz, they should quit the game.

by Super.Fly August 10, 2004

Get pooped on!

The act of getting owned in a fps game.

Joey: Get pooped on! you little noob. *Kills entire enemy team.

Other team: Go have butt sex you homo!

by Suchy May 1, 2010

Pooped Off

The more appropriate term of implying that you are angry or mad during a current situation. Or brought up from a past event.

1) My caught caught on fire and died this morning. Now I'm just really pooped off!

2) Don't mess with me right now, I'm just really pooped off.

3) I think I pooped off my neighbors last night by blasting my music past midnight.

by CalvinLongstockings October 20, 2010