Poopipulate

(puːpɪpjəˌleɪt)
verb

1. To manipulate fecal matter with one's hands or by means of a tool, as through inspection, analysis, or curiosity.

2. Also, the noun "poopipulation", the act of poopipulating

"Some quick poopipulation will surely uncover that nickel I ate yesterday!"

"The strange gem-like sheen of Jeremy's shit spurred him to poopipulate it until his Mom got home and asked him what the fuck he was doing"

by notanyonethatdeservesattention August 21, 2013

count poopula

A person characterized after the Count on Sesame Street, who counts the number of bowel movements another person has.

Count Poopula wouldn't stop counting my poops on our road trip. He kept announcing them to the whole group, "One stinky winky, ha ha ha, two stinky winkies ha ha ha."

by Silli Vanilli July 8, 2014

Population Negative 5

Wanting to live somewhere where the population is negative 5.
The only population is dead.

I want to live somewhere where the population is -5, talk about alone.

by AKD May 13, 2005

poopflake

noun

1. a title given to a lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse; a nickname used by partners in love to refer to each other; can be shortened to the term "flake."

2. The plural term "poopflakes" can refer to an exclusive couple.

3. a small shaving of poop, usually brown and buoyant.

1. "hey ya poopflake! muah!"

1. "Sup, flake"

1. "Hi, is poopflake there?"
- "speaking."
"Hey babe, I love ya."

1. "Hey did you hear that Big Ben raped another girl?"
-"Ya, but she wasn't his poopflake."

2. "Hey did you hear that Al and Tipper Gore aren't poopflakes anymore!?"
-"Weird. He has old balls."

2. "Hey are Tiger and his wife still poopflakes?"
-"Ha. No Way. They used to be a couple of flakes but Tiger fixed that."

3. "Damnit, why don't you people learn to flush twice to get rid of your damn poopflakes in the toilet!"

by chicklit June 16, 2010

population paste

a male sperm load presented for female enjoyment

Tracey longed for a taste of my population paste.I gave her a hearty sample poste haste.

A good lyric me thinks!

by Rip Torn January 2, 2007

porpulate

v.:

1) To behave in a ridiculous matter due to exhaustion.

2) Silly behaviour as a result of being tired but incapable of going to sleep.

3) Being hyper because of a lack of sleep. (believed to be the result of the body breaking down any and all sugars in your system in order to keep you awake)

other uses: porpulating(adv.), porpulater(n.), porpulation(adj.)

"Woo-Hoo!!! I haven't slept in almost 3 days - I think I'm going to go marinate a wall in some syrup! And this, kids, is what it means to porpulate."

"Dude, you are porpulating mad hard - you need to go to bed."

I was caught in a state of total porpulation when it came to finals week.

by welshtaurus February 25, 2011

poolates

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

by Difose October 16, 2008