Poopenstein

An affectionate term for your dog, or other pet.

Oh, you little poopenstein! You're so cute!

by P.Lahm June 8, 2011

mary poopins

A county clerk who refuses to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples

Ms. Mary Poopins , herself unsuccessful at marriage, used the G card as an excuse to spread loathing, defy the law and as a way to experience gay sex first hand behind bars.

by puss 'n boots October 27, 2015

poopfist

A derogatory the Finnish pop metal band Lordi, usually used by fans of the shock rock band GWAR.

Those faggots poopfist are headlining Ozzfest this year.

by The Rusted Ape January 11, 2009

poopmist

the mist appearing around poop left there for 2 weeks in the toilet

slang: an uneducated person

"man, flush it - it's getting poopmist!!"

"Jad is being such a poopmist!"

by ValKilmer March 29, 2009

poopenis

A poop-brushed penis.
Often misread for "poopennies" which is a a group of poop-brushed penis.

Sarah was so smelly! I had never had poopenis so badly.

by Juan Pedro Andrés November 9, 2008

poonanist

A poet who enjoys writing about the odd breed of ass and pussy smelling people

"When I grow up I want to be a lawyer"
"I want to be a judge"
"I want to be a Poonanist.Bitch!"

by josh February 7, 2003

poopnasty

adj. connotating the negative sense of nasty; disgusting; ant. sweetnasty

Oh man, your face is poopnasty! Not like Christian McBride's "Kind of Brown" which is sweetnasty!

by mmmtasty May 2, 2010