Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place

Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great

by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021

got your poop in a group

Get your shit together

I hope you've got your poop in a group before that final.

by txtw January 27, 2014

go poop in their cheerios

seeking vengeance on an individual that disturbs your duties by not doing their own job.

Rhaman neglected to get milk for everyone to be able to eat breakfast the next day, so Jordan decided to go poop in their cheerios

by the pork puller August 24, 2011

Eating Poop In My Sleep

Eating poop in your sleep means you should buy Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online

"Hey how was last night?"
"I was Eating Poop In My Sleep"
"You should buy Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online"

by Oofboyei December 26, 2021

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Scoot'in poop'in

When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.

Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

kids who poop in school

The most badass kids alive if you see them run

Person One:"Yo those are the kids who poop in school run!"
Person Two:"..."
Person One:"What's wrong? OH SHIT HE GOT YOU!!!!!"

by Yo People mine now April 6, 2020