POONTANGER

A dude that goes around smelling the tangy scent of a sweaty poon left on a girls bike seat.

Phil : Why is Steve always hanging around the bike
racks?

Dave: Because he likes to cop the tangy whiff of poon left on the
girls bike seats, the dirty POONTANGER!

by D.P.K. June 18, 2008

poontang

A woman's vagina, pussy, crotch, giney.

Get that penis out of my poontang!

by Mia April 6, 2005

Poontang Punch

When you're sitting down and that bitch standing next to you is just pissing you off so much, you just gotta punch her in the Poontang. Similar to Cunt Punt.

Sally: "Jeff! you've been playing Halo for hours! Spend some more time with me."
Jeff: "Wait, I have to finish this match!"
Sally: "No! Please just turn it off!"
Jeff: *Poontang Punch*

by Quesodude April 2, 2009

Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

Poontang

referring to the female genitalia

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang

by Joel September 23, 2003

poontangaler

One who is a master, recreational poontang harvester. One who is equipped and licensed to handle poontang from a sporting sense.

“Dad, Mommy is talking with the poontangaler at the bar!”
“…yep got my poontangler’s license from getting a confirmed bang on that wicked hot Italian chick.”
(the word poontangler was first seen in media with the refference in the 1980's hit The Breakfast Club when in the first few seens there is a engraveing on a desk that said "POONTANGLER"

by the only true poontangler December 10, 2009

PooAIMing

To bring your laptop into the bathroom so you can continue AIMing with someone while you poop.

person1: hey guess what
person2: what?
person1: we're totally pooaiming right now.
person2: dude gross.
person2: remember to wash your hands.

by sarcasticpeach March 12, 2010