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Root; Pussy or Poo-na-knee. A)Of or being like a girl or a ghey. B)Also, can be used to refer to the female genitalial. C)Best used as an insult.
1)Don't be such a poon.

2)Did you get any poon last night?

3)Would you care for a Jr. bacon poon burger?
Poon by Dignin September 16, 2005

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Poon is when someone is riding a bicycle naked, and you push them off & sniff the seat.
Oh fuck man, i have such a big craving for some poon right about now.
poon by adam niccoli February 11, 2005

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verb. (i) The act of spending time with one's girlfriend/female partner instead of choosing to do so with male friends.

(ii) The act of sexual intercourse.

Can be used in many forms.
Guy 1: "Coming out later for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Nah sorry, I'm pooning"

Guy 1: "Are you pooning later?"
Guy 2: "Ye we're going for dinner"
Guy 1: "Bender!"

Guy 1: "Where'd you end up last night?"
Guy 2: "Went back to mine with that bird I was with"
Guy 1: "Did you poon?"
Guy 2: "Nah, got head though"
Guy 1: "Lad!"
Poon by eoinsy August 21, 2009

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Poon is the new nickname for an idiot. but it is used amongst friends. it is not used to emotionally scar dorks.
Don't be a poon all your life man Shameek!!
poon by Freshlook Blue October 10, 2006

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1. A person the sniffs a girls bycycle seat.

2. A Vietnamese Prostitute
gee shes/hes such a poon
poon by adaman02 June 4, 2003

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slang for a person of punjabi decent.
Look at the size of that poon's turban!
poon by Adrian R. August 8, 2005
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